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Have her brakes checked…
Have you tried turning ballerina off and on again?
Photo courtesy of Megan Galloway.
T-shirt spotted in Korea.
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I like to check the fluid level with my dipstick.
Guaranteed to keep tools from rusting.
Does she get it from Swan Lake, or does the lake get it from her?
“Girl you move like water” — David Bowie.
Does it leave a trail
Must be the dress.
Caution: Wet stage floor!
Did she blow a seal?
It’s the stuff that powers the pirouettes.
Ballerina’s Fluid is a lubricant, which stops them squeaking when they do the splits, or high kicks.
CAUTION: Too much, leading to overflowing, may soften the toes of your Pointe Shoes.
@Dr Lex….Oh. I thought it was a sauce for Pierogies.
The little-known follow-up to Sophie’s Choice, Dancer’s Trance, and Blitzen’s Vixen.
Well, that sorta accounts for them skidmarks on the stage…
Wet cleanup on…. oh hell, Earl – bring the whole damn sack of sawdust and wet-vac!
Is this…seminal fluid? Wait a minute, this isn’t a ballerina!
“…not stiff & awkward like a robot. Now keep practicing!”
Oil, water, battery. All OK. Now dance, bitch.
Hell! I forgot. She can’t dance. It is my robotized Girlie Doll.
Her name is Soozean.
I don’t want to know what Balerina is kissing underneath those sheets, but if it’s of this earth, she needs to kiss harder to extract its fluid.
“Oh, darling, I love you! I want to hold you, kiss you, and vacuum-test your Master Cylinder!”