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Only you can prevent safety…
This body isn’t just going to injure itself…
Photo courtesy of Julia Alexeeva.
Found in China.
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Bottom first?
Triangles are safe.
Get bent!
Srsly, falling with your arms or legs straight is more likely to cause you injury.
Falling in any other direction, be as careless as you like.
Fall down carefully, spread your legs and…
In space, no one can hear you fall – carefully or otherwise.
Ah, yes – the international warning sign for Random Gravity Wells Ahead.
When doing the Cossack dance
there’s no room for error.
…then get up purposefully.
Fall down carefully, live dangerously.
Preferably. Fall on someone else.
However, falling on females, may cause babies.
Something might break your fall. Would you want a broken fall?