I always wanted more saliva…

Ah, the old snake-in-the-grass oil.

Let’s ventitate!

Will it make the dim sores smart?

Much functions, such scientific!

Freshly mulled?

so this grass makes you dribble.

Take one of these and get a life.

“Hey dude, you look so cool & relaxed. Plus you finally got a life.
What’s your secret . . . and why are you drooling?”

Product suggestion:
Drink grass before reading meandering, tedious, sleep-inducing label.

Also cures, coughs and colds, and hairy holes, and pimples on the dickie.

The Salivation Army endorses this product.

OK, but can it secrete the Dim Sum?

Have a Merry Saliva and a Happy New Life!

• Chinese medicinal store greeting card

CAUTION: Frequently side effects may include Quenched Fist, Ventilated Grass, Promoted Secretion, Sore Dims, and Doing Good.

Anything that promotes secretions is fine by me.

Heck, I’ll take the “Giving you a life” part, and saliva, too! Man, you can’t beat that!!

It’s a bit unsettling that the quenching of thirst seems to be presented as a consequence of the increased saliva production.