Glad he put his signature…

For what?

So a boy bag

Could there be anything more futile than printing this on a bag? Yes – copyrighting it.

Why not rescue an abused piece of luggage today from your local shelter?

I love it when people use me – it’s my bag, man.™
– tagline for the new China-based Stockholm Syndrome Luggage Co.

The Lumbergh bag.

Endorsed by “boy bands” on the go.

They probably could use your bag as castanets.

Are these bags made in various sizes, for carrying boys of different ages?
Asking for a friend.

Is the boy a bum? In that case it would be a bum bag.

Why not?

I used to carry my Thomson .44 in a Violin Case.