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(53 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)
Ah the breakfast of champions!
Dinner for two and a show.
Nice
I wonder if they have doggy bags.
For eating out?
If you think I’m sticking around for 67 more of those, you’re crazy.
Can I switch my order with the stewardess at the next table?
Yeah, I’d like to order the cowgirl with a side of Led Zeppelin, please.
So, for the business with the blue sign, I need to go up; for the other one, I need to go down. Got it.
Waiter! There’s a hair in my…. oh, never mind.
You didn’t say “Simon Says.”