These potatoes are backtalking, too.

The taste of beef can get pretty loud when it’s in the moo’d.

I don’t like roar beef.

*Imitating Groucho Marx* Now that’s the best tasting steak I’ve ever heard!

First the abuse then the suck up. Is the steak German

This hamburg steak is offal

Beef – It’s what’s taking part in the debate.

“Where’s the shut-up!?”

Only Pleasant Vicky could make
a pleasing handmade steak.
To place an order,
you shut up and say,
“Dish my heart with a roast-n-boast bake!”

“Do you have any cage-free-range taste of beef?”

Dear Pleasing Juicy Vicky:

Please stop hand-making my heart roast and then bragging about it.
The steaks are too high. Don’t make me place a shut-up order on you.
Let’s stay tasty!

XOXO,

Mayor McCheese

“Uh, can you hand-make me a chicken then sandwich it instead?”

Chapter The Time of One: Shut up your soft taste. Stay juicy-tasty, not roasty-boasty.

– excerpt from “The Way of the Pleasing Hand-Maid Vicky”

Oh Vicky,
You’re so icky,
Ticky tacky too.