You still hanging around?
Photo courtesy of Eric Sun. Spotted in China.
Publicly or privately?
He’d have been better off at the Slaughterhouse intersection.
Hanged (out) with whom?
Well, it’s a mildly interesting piece of Chinese history, but if the Emperor had outlived the tree he’d be world famous.
He marked out his kingdom by peeing on trees. Just like the dogs do it.
He didn’t hang all that far, for he was an Asian.
Was he hanged well?
Huh, Interesting zoo.
Now, where’s the Emperor Penguins exhibit?
Wrong dynasty. He was Ming, not Hang.
Was he hanged in the Hanging Gardens of Baby-loin?
Yo! He and his posse were just like … chillin’ you know!
The Coroner noted he was well hung, upon being well hung.
Publicly or privately?
He’d have been better off at the Slaughterhouse intersection.
Hanged (out) with whom?
Well, it’s a mildly interesting piece of Chinese history, but if the Emperor had outlived the tree he’d be world famous.
He marked out his kingdom by peeing on trees. Just like the dogs do it.
He didn’t hang all that far, for he was an Asian.
Was he hanged well?
Huh, Interesting zoo.
Now, where’s the Emperor Penguins exhibit?
Wrong dynasty. He was Ming, not Hang.
Was he hanged in the Hanging Gardens of Baby-loin?
Yo! He and his posse were just like … chillin’ you know!
The Coroner noted he was well hung, upon being well hung.