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Sage advice.
Or on the other hand if you don’t break it you get unbreakage.
Seems leasonably rogical.
Beget a breakage… is that what it’s called when the condom breaks?
I can’t imagine any amount of care, that will stop it breaking during initial entry.
By “breakage” they mean a compensation for breaking. “Be careful to put (whatever is supposed to be put there) gently, otherwise (you have to pay) a compensation for damage according to the price”. At least that’s how I understand what’s written in Chinese, someone with a better knowledge can correct.
And people die if they’re killed. Everyone knows that!
Broken English not included.
And that’s why we can’t have nice things.
But I want to start a brokerage….
Live up your sweet home, too, buddy!
Caution: If you pack it, it will be a package, once you reassemble the reassemblage.
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Does the bottom right corner of the sign say “Rapee Land”?
I will be agree, so you have my agreeage.
. . . and up your sweet home too!