What happens if I damage it…

Sage advice.

Or on the other hand if you don’t break it you get unbreakage.

Seems leasonably rogical.

Beget a breakage… is that what it’s called when the condom breaks?

I can’t imagine any amount of care, that will stop it breaking during initial entry.

By “breakage” they mean a compensation for breaking. “Be careful to put (whatever is supposed to be put there) gently, otherwise (you have to pay) a compensation for damage according to the price”. At least that’s how I understand what’s written in Chinese, someone with a better knowledge can correct.

And people die if they’re killed. Everyone knows that!

Broken English not included.

Be careful of the sign, it will be signed.

And that’s why we can’t have nice things.

But I want to start a brokerage….

Live up your sweet home, too, buddy!

Caution: If you pack it, it will be a package, once you reassemble the reassemblage.

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Does the bottom right corner of the sign say “Rapee Land”?

I will be agree, so you have my agreeage.
. . . and up your sweet home too!