Reanimation at no extra charge.

I’ll talk to you later, I’m dead!

Seing is beliving.

Planes trains and what was it.

A second coming or was it a third.

Dr Frankenstein has a new business.

Humanely killed first, of course.

Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.

Frank, that is, not Albert.

@ DNT: That’s “Fronkensteen.”

I’m getting a definite ‘warm hello’ vibe here.

And you thought Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing hit your G[reat]-spot just right…

At Comfortable healing™, we can resurrect you wholesale!

A weekend retreat to my comfy space lets me return with a whole new look and outlook.

Great, it’s time for a new life – I can’t wait to live it up so’s I can have stuff to live down!

“Gee, isn’t the lifetime warranty on this-here reincarnation a little steep, Bob?”

“No money? No job? No problem!

With Angel’s Quality Pre-Owned Lives & Body Shop, you’ll have multiple lifetimes to pay!

We take trade-ins – drop off your current vehicle for an estimate today!”

(Offer not available to cats. Ask for actuarial APR rate-table predictions. Doctor’s note not required. Hurry in for best selection. No rain checks on “Buy Eight, Get One Free” offer.)

“What am I?”
The bathroom right? To cure that Brown Bowel Discharge Disorder.