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Or wetting the bed.
So cotton comes from a sheep
So… you’re saying that sleepwalking is caused by ignorance?
One thing, eh? What is this thing called, love?
Somnambulist wear.
I didn’t know I woke up in front of the bed standing last night!
“C” loathing simply cannot stand.
However, not washing your wearables will cause them to stand.
Rise up, you zombie pajamas!
Fear and clothing
♪♫ “…Clo-Thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on and hold me tight
You move me…” ♬♫
~ misunderstood lyric from The Troggs
Didn’t know Murphy beds required specialty sleepwear!
It wakes up at night in front of the bed is…wanking?
Young Master Bates, under the bed