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Tight Dependence Engrish.
Who better to guard your valuables?
He has been rehabilitated…
Photo courtesy of Eldon Triggs.
Found at a McDonald’s in Shanghai, China.
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At least the organised crime is tender
Ronald or the hamburgler
The monster under the bed will attend to your personal safety.
Try the table in the back corner. There is a hooker under it.
Be kind, remind.
He is on our payroll.
By order: Deputy Commissioner of Police.
A tender reminder? Police?
Timely perhaps.
I know what I once got under the table, courtesy of my mestizo lady.
Naughty girl! 👄
He is. Most obviously.
Not a hard-boiled criminal.
This is from China? If I were shown the English text only, I’d assume it’s from a Russian speaking country (“crook” sounds a lot like “крюк”, Russian for “hook”).
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Wow! No matter how much stuff I put down there, there always seems to be more space!
A Tender Remind, next time Security Prison.
Who knew “Defund the Police” would lead to folks paying unscrupulous gnomes under the table for their law enforcement.