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Worst poem ever…
Also written in China…
Photo courtesy of Clifford Feltham.
(73 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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Middle Engrish maybe.
Geez Chan! You’ll never get to be Poet Laureate.
Now the butterfly said to the flower.
If this is a poem, it couldn’t get much verse.
Reading this makes me long for the wide open spaces.
Laurie the Lion was wild and great,
When he noticed a Rhymer who was second rate,
So Laurie went over with a fluid motion,
To give this clod a rapid promotion,
Thus this inferior Rhymer soon became The Poet Laureate.
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President Xi has declared an embargo, on the import of English language spacebars.
Looks more like a record of a giant trying to type something on a tiny netbook keyboard.
It’s almost Vogon poetry.
It was a Filipino custom to serenade your lady, either write a poem to her, or a song.
If it is also a Chinese custom; ‘twould be interesting to know how he went.
The most useful thing on this page is in the bottom right corner.
@DnT….Why? Are you into Chinese madeins?
@DrLex. More like your mobile WiFi router’s touch screen. Have you ever tried to type on a keyboard, on a two inch touch-screen?
IT’S VINE BY ME.
let the more love ion be me
Hey, give it some credits. they spelled “Made in China” correctly.
Tolockat is watching you macrobate.