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The 18cm is bugger, the 15cm is smeller.
It must be non-stick.
Well bottoms up
For buggering
Very popular in Uranus.
Oooh, Mr Fancypants needs a special pan to touch someone’s stones!
18cm in diameter may make your eyes stand out on sticks like a mudcrab. (Mangrove Crab)
Maybe it would be good for paddling your lady’s backside.
It would be kinkier than a squash Racquet.
For covering your ass, to turn buggery into an exciting game.
This bugs me.
@Marum: Well, I hope it’s consensual.
The heat may sting a bit.
“Wanna know why they call me Big Mac?”
@Chris. Not sure. It took her weeks to persuade me, finally she had to coerce me with bribery, for me to even try. P)
Is that consensual?
@ Marum: Well, it sounds like she had her way with you.
Haha. I thought smart women always did that. They let the man think he is making all the running, but in reality, you are doing just what she wants.
Captain Hook bought the full set!
HUMMM… might need some cooking oil, that sucker might be a push.
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