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Its about the hats
With a hunp and a bump move
Only the in move? Talk about a one-pump chump!
Everything? How about that empty light socket?
I bet this guy got kicked out of the local Kum & Go.
“Chaos” sums this up pretty well.
But luckily it’s No,1 quality chaos.
I think I’ve found just the hair product for you…
No one (is) quality.
My wife said that to me, when I was trying to persuade her.
So I replied. “Is that why you never move?”
When the king returned, Robin Hood and his Merry Men disbanded, and opened businesses.
Alan a Dale opened a pub, and put up a sign: ALAN A DALE’S ALES
Robin opened a warehouse and put up a sign: ROBIN HOOD’S GOODS
And Friar Tuck and the girls opened a business. and put up a sign too:
I hope you condom used as well.
Signed, D J Trump.
I guess the owner isn’t done packing
Just call me Roger Rabbit
Ah, brings back memories of the clothing store that was called “VIOLENCE JACK OFF”