Don’t believe it? C4 yourself.

It’s a cracker

Too much chilli?

Too good to re-fuse.

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!

You mean; SChittlins.

See http://www.darwinawards.com

Gerbil Rocket. He ended up with burns to his colon, as well as to his partner. Unless he was called Colin too.

If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom!

…and then the sh!t REALLY hits the fan!

Hm, this one is new. Usually it’s 爆 (flash fry) that gets translated to “explode” in Chinese menus, but no 爆 here. Here it’s nearly the opposite of it, 炸 (deep-fry) that got the wrong translation (and just as 爆, it actually has a second meaning of explode).

I was hoping for food that would blow my mind instead.

I was expecting this to be a Middle Eastern Dish and not a Hong Kong cuisine.

You’ll need a napkin.

Somehow Taco Bell doesn’t sound so bad now…..

Chinese Taco Bell copycat

Morphine, check; Tourniquets, check; Kevlar Vest, check; Goggles, check; Helmet, check; First Aid Kit, check. Right Honey. Let’s go to the restaurant.

And you thought eating Colon Blow was intense.

you’ll get it if you’ve seen early 90s SNL

Mr Creosote endorses this product.

You should definitely be wearing your diarrhoea T-shirt while eating this.

They serve bean burritos with cabbage & broccoli inside?

I always thought menus with spicy dishes should have warning labels but this is too honest!