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… and then wait patiently. No need to get into a flap.
Your ding-a-wing, your ding-a-wing…
… and DUCK!
Flapping not includer
Fly?
And be vewwy vewwy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.
If that’s a bee, maybe the pun is intended.
If it is a strange little Chinese plick with antennae, don’t let him in.
He just wants a little honey.
A young lady goes out with her boyfriend. When he brings her home, they stand for over an hour on the porch, talking.
Suddenly her younger sister’s voice is heard over the intercom. “For GOD’S sake sis! Give him a blow-job, or I’ll come down and give him a blow-job. Or mom will come down and do it. Just get him to take his hand off the intercom, so we can all get some sleep.”
And we’ll be wight with you.
should be ” Please Wring the Ball”
Does it play “Flight of the Bumble Bee”?
Or even “Free Bird”?
@DnT….No. It plays “Fright of The Bumper Bar”.
Have you ever seen Chinese traffic, in a major city?
It would bee polite to give that doorbell a buzz.
Sign on the door of the Elmer Fudd residence.
How do you know if there’s a bee at your door? He will wing the bell if he cannot buzz!