Remain docile to the leather strap

Very descriptive

its a watch band why does it need features

If the watch band is so smart, you should have made it write its own description.

Pay no attention to that micro-transmitter. It’s just there for your “safety”.

I tried to keep my life from contracting, but dammit, my watch band has made me become soft.

A leather strap may make you become soft. However it has the opposite effect on me.

I can’t fit this strap on my watch because the end is too high.

A pure steel buckle, will be prone to lust, especially in wet weather.

We’re Sergeant Pepper’s High-end Smart Watch Band, we hope you have contracted your life!

If you become soft, try a strap-on.

This watch band is always slowly dying like yourself, and you will be submissive to it.

I’ll take the black and blue leather strap and become the submissive.

Notice the first two color selections are black and blue.