Summer’s resolutions…

Gaviscon might help

From the Suck Ho building?

I’ll plant some with the radish and use it as a garnish.

I know a woman with a foot fetish. What I need is a woman with a six-inch fetish.

What kind of fertiliser.. Oh, wait I think I know.

I barely get to cultivate my old fetishes anymore.

Fetishes are not really my bag.

@FB: “Barely” sounds like the best way to do it. 😉

I “have a thing” for puns.

Just let me slip into something uncomfortable.

Does self-flagellation count?

OK! I’ll learn another language.

I will study Italian Cuisine than.

Then I can be a cunning Linguineist.

then, Bugger.

@FB. 0651….Was that a bad enough pun for you? I can probably do worse.

nup I saw was I pun.

@FB 6:51am: So do I. Let’s not argue about whose “thing” is bigger. 😛

@Marum 0943: Most Italian cooks make a fusilli mistakes while they are learning.

@DNT 2229. Though sometimes they get pasta joke.

Believe it or not. There used to be a restaurant in Sandgate Road Clayfield in Brissie. Which was named; PASTA JOKE.

Was quite good too….Marum.

I was expecting “Cultivate a Flesh Fetish.”

50 shades of tomato