He said he was going to move the capitol.

What, isn’t that Trump Tower?

Fake coffee.

I’m pretty sure that partly-hidden letter is a “d”.

Well. The Canberra raiders are sponsored by Huawei.

Why not?

@DnT 0502. I thought it was a “W”, They have taken most of our manufacturing jobs.

It stopped short of putting ” Endorsed by Donald” on the label.

Making the Capitol Great Again!!

Making America Grate Again.

@ DNT & @Coffeebot : Make New Dork Great Again!

If one does decide to get their products manufractured in China, one has to employ many more staff in Quality Control, and to sort through the pallets of stuff. At least 25% of the goods will be defective.

One might say; The Chinese do not perceive quality, as we see it.

Sounds like must be

Bit like London Bridge I guess

Not bad coffee once you pick the little bits of asbestos out of it.

@FB: Well, they do asbestos they can.
(Very old pun)

…and then we’ll make Mexico pay for it !

In the light of the shenanigans going on in that building lately, its actual location doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.

I fervently believe, it should be relocated to Tehran.

@ Marum 1208: Or somewhere between Iraq and a hard place, anyway.
(Oh, the terrible pun!)

@ DnT 0454 At least then, no one could say Iran it.

I believe the Don’s worst subject was English. He is still trying to find out what impeach meant.

It would be great if they named the fence: “La valla de Ignacio Zaragoza.”

Then on the Cinco de Mayo, the Mexicans could set up stalls along it and feed Tamales to Las locos Americanos.

Premium covfefe for you happy move, tarriff flea.

Los locos Americanos = The mad Yanks

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So Premium, that you need a mirror to read the packaging.

Chinese can be written from right to left, but even then the individual characters must not be flipped…

wait wut?!

Ah, New York, where giant butterflies roam the skies.