We’re gonna need rounder bowls…

Waiter! My bowl has a crack in it!

Is the large size considered a big-ass meal or a big ass-meal?

Hey! Be careful where you’re ramen that thing!

I like large ass, and I cannot dai.

And this is why you should never sit on a barbecue.

Tastes like chicken?

Does it big then

I hope it IS pork and not donkey.

I guess, ramen into her ass-meat might be fun.

Well. It might be an experience to dai for.

Especially if the lady didn’t like it.

Hope the ass meat isn’t tainted.

Ramen noodles into your lady’s ass meat, might seem a tad perverted in polite company.

Waiter . . . is this donkey or swine, sir?