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Neds a brash
cames in brawn
You have hear lice? I have hear lice, every time I listen to politician. Lice, lice, and more lice! Why they no tell troot?
Blands have more fon.
I can also see sounds and smell numbers.
All treatment will be performed under a local synaesthetic.
Obey Calar!
Hare’ Krishna.
Breach me! Breach me! And make me scleam.
This young lady woke up to find she had turned a pikish purplley colour.
Apparently, she had been violetted.
Try it again Sam
Marum | 6:28 am |
This young lady woke up to find she had turned a pinkish purpley colour.
Apparently, she had been violetted.
In fact.
She was mauved to try it again.
@Marum: She wouldn’t look so sexy if she didn’t lilac that.
Hear now, gone tomorrow.
I’m calar blind – is there a discount if I get it in black and white ?
@Running Comment.
Disc
ount will not give you a discount.Customer: How much to get a crew-cut?
Barber: Depends on how many in your crew
It is a Potuguese hairdressing Salon which is not open.
calar (Port) = closed.
Thus. hear = listen……Listen! WE ARE CLOSED!
For two languages which sound so similar, Espanol and Portuguese are so different.
calar (Sp) = soak or suss out (slang)
Thus (Sp); Te tenemos muy calado = We’ve got your number.
Not surprised at the loss of information, phonetically speaking