If it weren’t for the alabies…

Cunning Lingus

Guaranteed to blow the mind.

A person who has alabies is allergic to spelling.

Don’t stick it in crazy, even if she sucks.

Doesn’t matter, had sucks.

Alabies couldn’t, but covfefe and a hamberder just might.

Try posting a caption like that with autocorrect enabled. Sheesh!
(It’s OK now, I found out how to disable it) 🙄

“Almost feel in love?” She’s in like with you!

@Algernon, 4:08 AM: I hope you don’t obsess over that. Then you’d be an anal linguist.

None of the suspects had plausible alabies.

Really really good oral sex, compensates for most other failings, in sexual performance.
It is the only thing, a lady can’t fake convincingly.

Do, or not do. There is no almost.

Q. How do you know you’re in love.

A. When she whacks you on the bum, and says; “You’re in love.”

@DnT If you go back to yesterdays Engrish, I have given a brief idea, of one of my alternate episodes. (of Far Stuck)

I also liked the idea of tilting the whole set, so everybody rolls into the far corner or ‘summat….Had seatbelts become redundant by then.