I think I’m out of cash or something…

Well there’s a surprise.

Well I guessing.

No caption can be provided for some reason.

When A.I. takes over for psychologists……

I ate your credit card due to reasons. Have a nice day.

A.I. = Artificial Ignorance.

– I can’t let you do that, Dave.
– Why, HAL?
– Because of some reason.

If you run out of reasons, try sultanas.

Machines can often be unreasonable.

It’s ironic that a bank machine would be broke.

Early days of the Mac SE range in the Graphic Arts industry.

“Your job has terminated due to an unexpected failure.”

A computer is a logical entity. How can a failure be unexpected?

Is it unexpected to thee operator, who has just keyed all this crap? Yes.

Is it unexpected to the customer, who is waiting for it? Yes!

Nostslgia??? The gear was utter crap. It is far better dead and buried.

The reason is that the operator is playing with herself, and she can’t come….To the keyboard that is. At last count, she had reached six.

@DnT 0625. I kept giving my lady reasons, but she said she wanted grrrapes.

When the ATM gives you reasons, add nuts, and make Christmas Cake.

Your money may have been stolen but we aren’t sure.

Too bad it wasn’t a fortune cookie.

Truly has it been written: Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.

@Classic Steve: Fortune cookies are not all they’re cracked up to be.

Fortune teller: “Don’t tell me you plan to travel across the waters, and you want to know if there are any obstructions to overcome.”

Bloke at the conter: “Close. I’m the plumber. I’m here to fix your blocked dunny.”

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Tis the; raison d’être