Love child of Madonna and the bassist of Red Hot Chili Peppers

Very itchy

I’m thinking more UB40.

Now, there’s a woman who could jump your bones!

♪ Flea Nelson Mandela ! ♫

Talk about “Give it away now”.

Oh What a Flea Circus.

Maybe she thinks she’s the mother of the savior of the fleas?

I tried to. But I didn’t find any fleas. Just a few crabs.

Your taste-buds are on the top of you tongue;

So turn your girlfriend upside down. (parody of an old ad)

EDIT; you = your. Although, if she has Yaws you should eat Arithomyocin instead

Azithromycin, and Benzathine Penicillin, has about a 90% clear-up rate for Yaws In PNG. Azitromycin orally @ 30mg per Kilogram orally. Some of the villages/villagers, never see a doctor, and are two or three day’s walk to the nearest town. Then most likely a day’s travel to a medical centre That is of course no guarantee of treatment. PNG hospitals are short of everything – including beds. In POM Gen. in Moresby, women are giving birth on the concrete floors. (NO BEDS) BTW. PNG women must be the toughest ladies in the world. When they have their babies, they don’t… Read more »

I wonder what position one is supposed to be in with that woman, in order to read that the right way up. Might be fun finding out!

For those who didn’t google it: not Engrish, BTW, just a brand name.

@DnT 2350. I had already figured that out.

1. Sitting on the floor while you lady does the oral sex thing for you.

2. When it is lying on the floor after you have taken all her clothes off.

Although, why you should be wearing all her clothes, sort of begs the question.

Old Madonna had a flea
E-I-E-I-O
And on her flea she had a dog
E-I-E-I-O