Is he related to children in the attic?

The might be trolls

But use anyone you want

But pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

They could damage your knob.

“Hey, Boo!”

I’ll bet they’re insurance salesmen.

And don’t turn your back on the people under the stairs.

@FB 0548. In Oz they are probably Moron Missionaries.

It’s not the people, but the monsters under the bed, which have me worried.

I’m actually hiding behind your shower curtain.

And I have a surprise for you.

The building is owned by dogs who keep attack people as pets for protection.

I remember this house which was owned by this big angry bloke. On the gate it had a sign: STUFF THE DOG – BEWARE OF THE OWNER

Me: Boo.

She: God! You nearly scared the pants off me!

Me: Booboo, boobooboo.

They will tempt you with their a-door-able behinds.

@DNT above. When my lady offered her, so adorable one, I didn’t quite know what to say.

But I can assure you, “no” was not one of the words which came to mind.:evil:

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