I heard you like it wet…

You want something pink and wet in room, ask at reception.

Confuse if not use

Table or floor

Nobody wants a wet conjunction.

If you want something pink and wet, before going to your room,
please take advantage of our receptionist.

BUT! You are not allowed to take her to your room. We only have a limited supply of receptionists.

@DnT. 0433. I imagine a horribly dry one would be terrible. I can only imagine, because I never experienced one, for I managed to control myself long enough, to do the preparatory work first.

If got dry, use on someone else.

A sexy young lass from Guru,
Was feeling dejected and blue,
Her pink bits were nice,
But could squeeze like a vice,
And the boys were all done in a second or two.

“Welcome to the machine”.

Conditions today will be, hot, wet, and sultry.

Due to industrial action at the Weather Bureau, there will be no weather tomorrow.