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Bicycle Frame
posted on 23 Nov 2018 in Transportation
So open the door already!
Photo courtesy of Andrew Bowyer.
Found on a bicycle in Japan.
Originally posted 12.4.2002
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push at your own risk of happiness
Let’s wush.
My bicycle is full of doors!
What a load of I wush!
The door doesn’t need to open very far. You can get happiness in ajar.
Beware the door
Daring doors wush
You lost me at “opening the door with key”.
I will open the door, for you see I too am willfully daring!
I wush to go to the brog, but alas it is not happiness.
when you wush upon star
makenodifference you are
Stop pedaling your sweet talk at me, Bicycle!
BULLDUNG
Don’t bother. She is probably the local bike anyway.
Be careful!
If the local bike likes you, she may try to frame you, into something you never intended, when you consented to go for the ride.
Yup! It sometime cuts both ways girls.
This must be the Cycle of Change I heard about.
@DNT I just checked all over my bike, and it doesn’t even have one door.
Should I complain to the manufracturer, or could it be a frame-up?
Will fully daring – (what?)
@UCity 0821. Yup. I generally use a battering-ram myself. What do you prefer?
@Marum | 1:19 am: It all hinges on what kind of bike you have.