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At last, someone who understands entropy.
The rocks are never clean
Please not untidy
… and keep off the grassing.
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Brush everywhere.
Because you can’t clean something without making something else dirty.
If it were the armed farces, they would paint the rocks white.
Because nature is nasty.
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” — J. Danforth Quayle
Marum’s Law: The final form of matter is dirt. Dirt cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be transferred from one location to another.
@Running Comment 0449.
Help remove pollution: EAT A PLASTIC BAG A DAY!
What all the various groups raving about the environment fail to observe, is that humans are part of the environment too. We evolved here. We belong her as much as any other life form.
If you removed all humans, you would have removed one of the “top of the line” predators. Therefore an imbalance would have been created, which could cause a shift in the ecology of the planet.
Maybe our purpose is to destroy the, conditions which favour animal life on this planet. Then the insects can take their place as the rightful rulers of this little blue planet.
Matthew 6:25-34
Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
King James Version (KJV)
Come to think of it, how would one go about cleaning dirt? And how would you know when you’re done?
Forever and ever, amen !
No sleeping on the job, groundskeepers!
All those people are cleaners … ?
– Are you cleaning, Madam?
– N … No, Officer, I was just …
– I see. Keep cleaning, then.