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posted on 14 Aug 2018 in Signs
Growing body parts will be trimmed…
Photo courtesy of Ted Vogt.
Found in Japan.
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Damn these green thumbs!
The dolphin fence is leaking again.
Anybody seen the dolphin’s leash?
There seems to be an outbreak of the phenomena, of hands growing in fences in Nippon.
If you play with the dolphins, they may, in a fit of passion, bite your hand off.
Someone ignored the sign, got hurt, and let out a whale.
You need to be aware of the foot
Growing hands a worry
This is the second warning about growing a hand in a fence in only 2 weeks. I guess it’s because we have 2 hands…
“That funny looking crab I just snagged had a lot of bones in it” – the dolphin
@Algernon 0455. Did you say? “Beware of the foot.”
It’s like déjà vu, all over again.
What we have here is… *puts on shades*…
second hand Engrish.
Chester arrives in town.
Mashall Dillon says. ” Hey Chester. I told you to stay at the ranch with Miss Kitty.”
Chester: “I was Marshalll Dillon. I was in the barn when Miss Kitty came in, took off all her clothes, and lay down on a hay bale, and said.”
‘Right Chester! GO TO TOWN!!’
“So here I am Mr. Dillon.”
Give Miss Kitty a Kiss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slq518MTwsE
NOW CHILDREN! Wash your hands.
They don’t grow on fences, you know.
Am I imagining things or is this a re-post of the very same Dolphin fence thing we just saw a few weeks back?
Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice….
Same sign, different photo: https://engrish.com/2018/07/grow-hands-in-designated-areas-only/
Involved in a dolphin? Sorry, have I come at a bad time?
Ok, then I shall grow a foot.
If there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin, I invite it to leave its premises immediately and/or my name is Father Gucci Christmas.
I’ll grow a hand in defence then
I may have grown a hand in the fence but I didn’t do it on porpoise.
There was a lady rancher, who pleasured herself with her hands, when her husband was away.
When her hubby came home, he fired the lot of the bastards.
Ok then, I’ll grow a dolphin into my hand instead.
Our sign is artisanal – crafted from hands.
Darn these kids today, growing their hands in every fence they can find! No wonder the dolphins are getting involved…