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It’s always best to come before the peak period.
Whew! That’s a relief.
I thought it said PMT.
That’s OK luv.
I’m an up and coming bloke.
Ironic that the sign is missing a period.
@Marum | 4:17 am: Same thing, isn’t it?
@DNT. Yup.
@Yu No Hoo .
It’s about to have it. The “p” = pre.
0422.
Every rose may have its thorn. But this seems like a right pack of pricks.
PMS® ? Now there’s an idea, ladies! Maybe if you let the registration lapse, the government will take it away.
@Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am: Maybe the sign is pregnant with meaning.
Not tonight dear I’ve got a headache
In such a bad mood
I opened a door for one of the feminist lesbian (ladies?) at one of the Unis one day.
She, snarling: “I can do that!”
Me: “Oh! Aren’t you a clever girl then.”
Well. She went absolutely friggin’ ballistic.
Me, laughing like mad. “Gee. That worked better than I thought it would.”
If you think the realization that, “she had been had” improved her temperament. You would indeed be living in a Fool’s Paradise.
@Marum where I live opening doors for other people, male or female, is something just about everyone does. It’s one of the reasons we have a rep for being friendly and polite. 🙂
“Sure, but you don’t care about MY needs!”
@Lora. 0852.
Hehe, my love. Obviously, nowhere in the English speaking world.👾 🎇
I notice German has not yet succumbed to this; “non-sexist speak rubbish”.
The ship is sinking – PERSON THE LIFEBOATS.
@FB 0935. You;re right! No one gives a stuff about your knees.😸
Pre-Masturbation-Syndrome
– Dear? Where’s my P.M.S?
– I’m coming, darling!
Oh … It’s registerd
… and not changing your mind.
Thanks for visiting the illegitimate baby
Polite Menstrual Syndrome
And on the PA system, songs from the Rolling Stones album “Let It Bleed” are continually played.