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They’re having assail on these.
Shuriken
Something to drop on you
Present arms!!
¿Piñata?
– Happy Birthday, dear! *…10…9…8…7…*
They’ve all been boxed.
Heh.
Assault flowers.
What’ll those Japanese think of next?
The Japanese caption translates to:
“Whiteness that conveys your feelings.”
No I’m not kidding.
Hmm…look at the background.
A laser weapon, perhaps?
🙂
They have a gift of the month club.
They meant “A tacky gift”, obviously.
I mean, sunflowers from the land of the Rising Sun. Yep.
The perfect gift for your frenemy.
We’re throwing a party!
Really? Who are you throwing it at?
I guess: After the gift, one hopes for a “small arms” inspection.
Actually. Inside the posy, is a small hive of Killer Bees.
How to piss a Japanese lady right off.
Give her Cauliflowers.
Candygram for Mongo….
And for Valentine’s: Heart Attack Gift!
There is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where Shredder gives April O’Neil a doku plant, a flowering plant which produces toxic fumes.
Also, certain Japanese military units during World War Two were represented by a type of flower.
ATTACK? Maybe not. But they will drive you out of your mind trying to grab them. They’re actually holograms.
@Pete | 5:01 am: The whiteness of the recipient’s face – from shock!
@Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am: I C what U did there… 😀
Killer Tomatoes next aisle over.
‘No, sir; “bra” and “booby trap” are not the same thing!’
The gift that keeps on giving… a black eye, a broken nose, bruises…