Love hurts

Love hurts

posted on 27 Feb 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Signs

attack-gift

Photo courtesy of Caitlyn Clarke.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They’re having assail on these.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Shuriken

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something to drop on you

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Present arms!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

¿Piñata?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Happy Birthday, dear! *…10…9…8…7…*

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

They’ve all been boxed.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Heh.

Assault flowers.

What’ll those Japanese think of next?

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

The Japanese caption translates to:

“Whiteness that conveys your feelings.”

No I’m not kidding.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Hmm…look at the background.
A laser weapon, perhaps?

🙂

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

They have a gift of the month club.

Mr Lister
Mr Lister
6 years ago

They meant “A tacky gift”, obviously.
I mean, sunflowers from the land of the Rising Sun. Yep.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The perfect gift for your frenemy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We’re throwing a party!
Really? Who are you throwing it at?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I guess: After the gift, one hopes for a “small arms” inspection.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. Inside the posy, is a small hive of Killer Bees.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

How to piss a Japanese lady right off.

Give her Cauliflowers.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Candygram for Mongo….

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

And for Valentine’s: Heart Attack Gift!

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

There is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where Shredder gives April O’Neil a doku plant, a flowering plant which produces toxic fumes.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Also, certain Japanese military units during World War Two were represented by a type of flower.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

ATTACK? Maybe not. But they will drive you out of your mind trying to grab them. They’re actually holograms.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Pete | 5:01 am: The whiteness of the recipient’s face – from shock!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am: I C what U did there… 😀

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Killer Tomatoes next aisle over.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

‘No, sir; “bra” and “booby trap” are not the same thing!’

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The gift that keeps on giving… a black eye, a broken nose, bruises…

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