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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Bring Love Engrish
They’re follicly delicious!
You get chopsticks and a comb.
Photo courtesy of Ted R.
Found in China.
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Be a bear
Looks better wet
That explains dwarfs
– Waiter! There’s a hair in my belly!
– Excellent, Madam! Would you like a perm with that?
Men of Harlech.
Leeks with hair are im-plants.
There are actually five of them.
They are Harlechquins.
BOOM BOOMI wanted shaved carrots.
A meal of this could cause gastric dis-tress.
– Mommy, is Daddy bald?
– No, honey, that’s just his hairy belly…
Green Hairs? Leek must be an alien.
You expect customers toupee for something like that?
♫Men of Harlech cease your leeking,
Can’t you hear their wheels a squeaking?
See their drivers totally freaking,
Only dine-in today.♪
As the Rabbit said: “I just washed my thing, and I can’t do a Hare with it.
A Brazilian may help, or maybe a mower.
Maybe your lover will pull them out one at a time, with his teeth.
What they really mean is Leek Hillbilly.
It is a traditional Welch Highland dish.
Recipe by Dirty Hairy & Belly Lasagne, featuring special L’Oral green hair color.