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They’re follicly delicious!
You get chopsticks and a comb.
Photo courtesy of Ted R.
Found in China.
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Be a bear
Looks better wet
That explains dwarfs
– Waiter! There’s a hair in my belly!
– Excellent, Madam! Would you like a perm with that?
Men of Harlech.
Leeks with hair are im-plants.
There are actually five of them.
They are Harlechquins.
BOOM BOOMI wanted shaved carrots.
A meal of this could cause gastric dis-tress.
– Mommy, is Daddy bald?
– No, honey, that’s just his hairy belly…
Green Hairs? Leek must be an alien.
You expect customers toupee for something like that?
♫Men of Harlech cease your leeking,
Can’t you hear their wheels a squeaking?
See their drivers totally freaking,
Only dine-in today.♪
As the Rabbit said: “I just washed my thing, and I can’t do a Hare with it.
A Brazilian may help, or maybe a mower.
Maybe your lover will pull them out one at a time, with his teeth.
What they really mean is Leek Hillbilly.
It is a traditional Welch Highland dish.
Recipe by Dirty Hairy & Belly Lasagne, featuring special L’Oral green hair color.