“I don’t know whether it’s worse to have my teeth drilled ,or to have a baby.”
Dentist: “Well make your mind up madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.”
Marum
6 years ago
If you sit on my lap, I can arrange the “pregnant” thing.
algernon
6 years ago
Give them a chair
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago
– Have you been drinkinking, Sir?
– N..no, hic, Offsher, I…
– You’ll have to leave then. These are not intended for persons who are old, weak, sick, disable, pregnant and drunk!
algernon
6 years ago
Only one at a time
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago
What about illiterates?
Marum
6 years ago
Yu No Huu 0453. I know I have said this before. There is a bus stop in Sth. Brisbane that has a sign on it.
BLIND PERSONS ALIGHT HERE
Every time I pass that sign I look. Never yet have I seen a blind person on fire.
So how does the blind person notice the sign?
Or; If you are on the bus, do you grab the nearest blind person by the throat, and hurl them off the bus?
Marum
6 years ago
I don’t get the “pregnant”.
But I assume, it is some reference to weak sick disabled old c—ts.
Marum
6 years ago
I suppose, if you are old weak sick disabled and pregnant….A little hullabaloo would be out of the question?
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
Someone stole the wheels off these wheelchairs!
Long Tom
6 years ago
The seat must be located in a Chinese public aid office!
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
@Marum | 5:00 am: The sign must be for people who sell blinds. 😉
Which reminds me:
A woman has just got out of the bath when she hears a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”
“Blind man”
Oh, she thinks, I’ll give him a couple of dollars, no need to get dressed. She opens the front door.
“Would you like to buy some blinds?” he asks.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
You may have all of the first 4 issues, but if pregnant you must be pregnant ONLY.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
I wonder; is the backpack sick or pregnant?
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago
What about persons who are not pregnant only?
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago
I’m not old, weak, sick, disable or pregnant.
Just confuse.
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago
@ Droll not Troll | 5:30 am: Pregnant, definitely. See that belly, and how tired it looks?
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago
Backpack shouldn’t be there, it’s a strapping young thing.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
@Marum | 5:00 am: To make blind persons alight, don’t throw just any off the bus, only those who are smoking.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
@Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am: Good point! Can’t see from this angle whether the zipper is dilated.
Lora
6 years ago
If you’re none of these things and want to be a jerk, you can sit there anyway and then tell people you have a disability that makes you unable to read.
But on the back it says ‘Not Allowed To Pregnant’
Next, they’ll put this on garbage bins
All at the same time?
“I don’t know whether it’s worse to have my teeth drilled ,or to have a baby.”
Dentist: “Well make your mind up madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.”
If you sit on my lap, I can arrange the “pregnant” thing.
Give them a chair
– Have you been drinkinking, Sir?
– N..no, hic, Offsher, I…
– You’ll have to leave then. These are not intended for persons who are old, weak, sick, disable, pregnant and drunk!
Only one at a time
What about illiterates?
Yu No Huu 0453. I know I have said this before. There is a bus stop in Sth. Brisbane that has a sign on it.
BLIND PERSONS ALIGHT HERE
Every time I pass that sign I look. Never yet have I seen a blind person on fire.
So how does the blind person notice the sign?
Or; If you are on the bus, do you grab the nearest blind person by the throat, and hurl them off the bus?
I don’t get the “pregnant”.
But I assume, it is some reference to weak sick disabled old c—ts.
I suppose, if you are old weak sick disabled and pregnant….A little hullabaloo would be out of the question?
Someone stole the wheels off these wheelchairs!
The seat must be located in a Chinese public aid office!
@Marum | 5:00 am: The sign must be for people who sell blinds. 😉
Which reminds me:
A woman has just got out of the bath when she hears a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”
“Blind man”
Oh, she thinks, I’ll give him a couple of dollars, no need to get dressed. She opens the front door.
“Would you like to buy some blinds?” he asks.
You may have all of the first 4 issues, but if pregnant you must be pregnant ONLY.
I wonder; is the backpack sick or pregnant?
What about persons who are not pregnant only?
I’m not old, weak, sick, disable or pregnant.
Just confuse.
@ Droll not Troll | 5:30 am: Pregnant, definitely. See that belly, and how tired it looks?
Backpack shouldn’t be there, it’s a strapping young thing.
@Marum | 5:00 am: To make blind persons alight, don’t throw just any off the bus, only those who are smoking.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am: Good point! Can’t see from this angle whether the zipper is dilated.
If you’re none of these things and want to be a jerk, you can sit there anyway and then tell people you have a disability that makes you unable to read.