Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

Discovery is fun?

Depends on who you are discovering.

Damn those dwarfs eating stomachs

Sounds like doctors and nurses

Some people are only hungarian for money.

After the dwarves have finished eating, there is gnome more food.

It’s really a Penis Fly Trap.

Some people like to pig out. Dwarfs like to pig in.

@DNT 0411. I guess there is only a gnomenal chance they will serve more.

If you’re eating a lot, you can expect parking problems or even get Parkingson’s

They say a half pint every day is healthy.

Isn’t Anomal Planet even funnier?

I’ve never seen a pig that looks so much like a beer.

So it’s not just pregnant women who have to eat for two.

And that’s why I stay away from tequila.

Dwarfs in the stomach, eh? Would you like some shortbread?

I was operating the mate’s lathe, when I heard this snuffling sound. Looking down I saw this juvenile pig. In an automatic reaction I grabbed the 1.5lb engineers hammer off the lathe,and in one swing. dispatched the pig. I took it home ,cleaned and filleted it, and put it in the freezer.

An hour later I was back operating the lathe when I heard a voice: “Scuse me mister. Have you seen our pet pig?” &# 128126; Instant remorse. But it still tasted delicious.

If the young pig looks like a beer, in a few years it will be somewhat lager.

🡦

@DNT 0635 If it is whisky, it could be in a Hogshead.

1 Hogshead = 6 Firkins

So. How;s yer firkin?

Seriously; 1 Hogshead = 54 Gallons.

The dwarves are eating bacon.

I think that’s a tapeworm.

Manbearpig strikes again!

As long as the dwarfs don’t drop the dishes, blunt the knives, and bend the forks in there too I’m okay with that.

This isn’t the normal way for small traders to get into pork bellies!

The blue ones are simply called ‘pigs’

“When the toilets [?] in your stomach got your munchies on your mind, there’s no place like Boston Pizza.” That’s an old commercial jingle for a Canadian restaurant.