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This must be why I like licking girl.
Better than puppy dogs tails
Royally so
Spice Girls are so last century – hardly fashionable……
Fine, as long a she doesn’t contain nuts.
I can’t disagree with that. Especially Asian ladies.
Highest? On a mountain? I love mountin’ girls!
She was both likeable and lickable.
Cummin with honey would be a good start.
Girl is made of Spice Girls!
The highest ones make a lot of money on the catwalk and are not sweet at all.
I know one who is made of spices, her name is Barbie Grill
Beware of nutmeg………
zankhana | 4:09 am | Agree but some people like Old Spice.
Coorectly speeling, girls are also made of sweats
A purse hey?
I thought it was a label on a bottle of Sake.
Nowadays, it may be aspartame instead of sugar.
Actually most young Aussie ladies aren’t. A friend of mine at Suvarnabhumi Airport, saw this Aussie lady stage a screaming turn, when she didn’t get her own way instantly. He saw the Police frog-march her out of the airport. She was raving that they were effen dirbrains. Then when they explained that by insulting the officials, she was insulting the Emperor, (an actual charge in Thailand) she told them that their emperor was an effen dirbrain also. I was able to fill in the gaps for him. It was reported in the local paper. (Courier Mail) Apparently they they threw… Read more »
Add some Chemical X and Girl is Powerpuff.
@Classic Steve 0850.
You could say, she was the lo-cal sweet heart.
Edit 0904 posting. layed = laid.
Or the word I was searching for – Indict or prosecute her.
She was lucky it was not Nigeria.
The same friend of mine observed a Yank in action there. He was ranting on “I am an US citizen, and i am not paying you guys ant bribes.” Well. He damn near was U/S, He copped a rifle butt in the back of the head.
It must have been part of an “Accelerated Learning Programme”, for when he got up, he knew both the correct answers and questions. ie. “How much sir?”
BTW. The friend was a Core-driller for oil exploration. That job took him to damn near every country in the world, plus nearly killed a few times. He eventually gave it up, to marry a delightful little Thai lady, and raise four beautiful children. But, by then, he had a few million invested, so any ordinary job, just had to keep them in the necessities.
Girls are made of sweets and spices…yeah, I’m down with that statement.
‘Cept some parts are sweeter and spicier than others!
; – )
It amazed me, how much he was paid. My job nearly got me killed a couple of times, and I only got paid an average salary, but I was in it mainly for the adventure and travel. Plus different to he, I had an Aussie wife who was totally disinteresting, so if my job killed me so be it. At least I had fun while it ever lasted. Which is curious, here I am – old – and I never expected to live to be old. I think my mistake was to always exercise, and keep fit and healthy. But… Read more »