Speeling will get you nowhere

Speeling will get you nowhere

posted on 9 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-dont-speeling

Photo courtesy of Sarah Foster.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Don’t climb the pence either

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Running past picket fences can cause a strobe effect.

Make eyes go funny.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Speeling on the posswalk too

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Lady who sit on picket fence, have hole new outlook

Eggrish
Eggrish
7 years ago

1. speeling , verb
Impaling one’s ass on a pole while disregarding helpful warning from nearby engrish sign

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you find a Chinese lady sitting on a picket fence – lift her off carefully.

Dragging her along it to the gate, will cause much speeling.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Also splinters. (no not sphincters

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

This Aussie bloke finds his Chinese lady too short to make love to standing up.

So, in a fit of lust, he throws her over a picket fence, and makes mad love to her. When he gets her home he apologizes to her for being such a bogan.

She says; “No. You perfect gentleman. Last three american men, leave me hanging there.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Speeling is the Chinese version of planking.

Instead of riding on moving vehicles, you run, without looking, at full speed across Shenzen’s major roads

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Especially no coreect speeling

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Can’t you spick English?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Let’s retard!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

♪ ”Oops, IIIIIIII did it again!” ♪♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They miss speeled ‘Pleese’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What’s this about Chinese unicorns in the upper left corner?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Can I punctuation?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Speeling- a gay man‘s heaven.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I observe, that his head is already detached. Must have, instantly before this photo, as there is no blood, and it has not yet begun to fall.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I tried that once but it was sleepery so I feel on the flour

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Put your banana speels in proper waste receptacle please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 5:54 am: Or maybe he’s just a (window) pane in the neck.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Confucius say:

“He who walk on railroad track get diagonally flattened.”

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
7 years ago

Not here for the speeling bee.

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