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Speeling will get you nowhere
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Don’t climb the pence either
Running past picket fences can cause a strobe effect.
Make eyes go funny.
Speeling on the posswalk too
Lady who sit on picket fence, have hole new outlook
1. speeling , verb
Impaling one’s ass on a pole while disregarding helpful warning from nearby engrish sign
If you find a Chinese lady sitting on a picket fence – lift her off carefully.
Dragging her along it to the gate, will cause much speeling.
Also splinters. (no not sphincters
This Aussie bloke finds his Chinese lady too short to make love to standing up.
So, in a fit of lust, he throws her over a picket fence, and makes mad love to her. When he gets her home he apologizes to her for being such a bogan.
She says; “No. You perfect gentleman. Last three american men, leave me hanging there.”
Speeling is the Chinese version of planking.
Instead of riding on moving vehicles, you run, without looking, at full speed across Shenzen’s major roads
Especially no coreect speeling
Can’t you spick English?
Let’s retard!
♪ ”Oops, IIIIIIII did it again!” ♪♪
They miss speeled ‘Pleese’
What’s this about Chinese unicorns in the upper left corner?
Can I punctuation?
Speeling- a gay man‘s heaven.
I observe, that his head is already detached. Must have, instantly before this photo, as there is no blood, and it has not yet begun to fall.
I tried that once but it was sleepery so I feel on the flour
Put your banana speels in proper waste receptacle please.
@Marum | 5:54 am: Or maybe he’s just a (window) pane in the neck.
Confucius say:
“He who walk on railroad track get diagonally flattened.”
Not here for the speeling bee.