He hates himself most of all…

Leave him alone

I’m not prejudiced. I hate all other races equally.

Does that mean I should say Grace, before having oral-sex with my lady?

What him or her

Shop assistant: “Would you like her wrapped sir, or are you going to eat her here?”

I believe the Ponytail is a switch. It is a different colour and thickness to the usual asian hair.

He has wings, perhaps now he wants chicken legs?

And by the way, where is the Engrish here?

My “unit” doesn’t have a number, but it has had several names.

Presumably a reference to this old movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Prejudice_(film)

This explains the homogenized Japanese society.

@Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am: Caption. Or caption not. There is no Engrish.

The book never published by Jane Austen.

@ Droll not Troll | 4:01 pm: And no voting thingies … I miss that.