Thank heacen

Journey to the thirteen states of America

Heacon hale

Your hund won’t care about the spelling, he can’t read anyway.

Elernmpiewioewi! Elernmpiewioewi! A kingdom for
Elernmpiewioewi!

Piewieowiowiowi! It’s the wailing siren of the spelling police van.

– Your hund du hour!
– Nm?

– Mommy? What’s a “journey”?

“elernmpiewioewi” is what you yell when your mouth is full of overheated pie.

Make America grdeio again!

Is this shirt predicting what will be left after all the hurricanes?

Hund wash only.
Then spin dry the hell out of it. Can’t get much worse!

Lyrics from Journey’s “Forgot my medication again” tour.

Now that hund just ain’t gonna hunt….

Lyrics by Elern M. Pie Wioe WI & E. D’gar Alarn Poio WII

Journey? This was not translated…faithfully.

This is William Blake’s Auguries of Innocence – the Alphabet Soup edition.

Thank heacen for 7-13!

That’s why the south lost during the civil war.

Made using Optional Character Recognition software.

@ Big Fat Cat. I have been led to believe that Kim Jong Un’s favorite movie is Gone with the Wind – because in that film the North wins.

Wrotten in Esperanto.

“slernmpiewloewi is rude word in Wookie.

Edit: elernmpiewioewi

“Thank Heacen for Little Girls” (old Rolf Harris song)

Whooooah man. No more smoking wacky tobacky for the due who made that shirt.