Whisky is the only reason I am here…

Whisky is the only reason I am here…

posted on 23 Aug 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

no-whisky-area

Photo courtesy of Amanda Earnest.
Found at Monkey Temple in Thailand.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Not even one litter of whiskas?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They wouldn’t want you to Thai one on.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Banana daiquiris encouraged.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I say, old chap, this is a right rum do!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, hic, this soda has only 20% of alcohol!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Cigarettes and wild women fine though

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This is the only way to beer with monkeys.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

So the monkey said to the Scotsman

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Can I have some coke then?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The whisky area is much smaller than that. It’s inside me!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Och laddie. I’ll nae be fust futtin it there.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Looks like I’m retiring to the Philippines. I couldn’t stand it in Thailand

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Is there a monk with the former name of Jack Daniels?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Monkey see, Monkey drink!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@BFC 0425. No. But there is a “jack” with the former name of monkey.

According to the old theory, it was AIDS.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. Where do they put all the imported Vodka?

A. In Bond.

If you have read Fleming books, rather than only watched the movies, you will recall 007 was a aficionado of fine Vodka.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Some people go ape after a few drinks.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Does anyone read Thai script?

Does it only mention Whisky, or does it refer to all alcohol?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you are intending to eat a Thai lady, don’t drink a mouthful of neat Scotch first. For if you do, she will probably spontaneously fly out the window.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

All people are to stay in the designated area.

So that they can be conveniently viewed by the monkeys.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Lassie: “Jock. Is that yer Sporran?”

Jock: ‘Aye lassie.’

Lassie: “I was wonderin. I thought it was a wee beastie, and tried to pat it. But it spat at me.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

There’s a sign you’ll never see in Ireland.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Frank Burns | 6:39 am: Actually, you might see one there. Whisky is scotch. The Irish spell theirs ‘whiskEy’.

markm
markm
7 years ago

But gin, rum, brandy, vodka, and Everclear are OK?

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Because of monkeys.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@markm 0704.
Makes me think of the old joke, about the bloke who drank two litres of lacquer.

Of course it killed him, but he had a beautiful finish.

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

They’re making moonshine-legally-in Tennessee now. I even bought a jar on a vacation trip there.

Incidentally it was illegal in the past because the manufacturers were doing it while not paying taxes to the federal government for it.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Long Tom. above. Not only that mate. With the old methods of distilling methyl alcohol was often produced. (more than once) Resulting in blindness, general organ damage and death.
With modern electronic temperature monitoring the process is much more reliable. (Safer)

Methanol (wood alcohol) 64C (147F)
Ethanol 78C (172F)

As you can no doubt imagine, distilling over an open fire, is not a good lifestyle decision.

Methanol = CH3OH

Ethanol = C2H5OH

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Show me the way to the next No Whisky Area.

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