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Tomatoes I guess
Official marijuana harvester.
– Don’t pick your dope, sweetie!
For the dopes
Don’t be surprised if your kid starts rolling in his sleep.
Found in Japan — probably Toke-yo.
Mommy I wee’d the bed.
Child Labor Laws
Those patches appear to be; too high for his knees, and too low for his nuts.
No picker … Yet.
Don’t try to hide your marijuana plants amongst your tomato bushes.
They have a decent heat signature.
The Police chopper uses infared cameras, and they can detect them. They patrol from Brissie to the Sunshine Coast hinterland, every day.
– Mommy, where the coke leaves?
It’s embarrassing when you peace your pants.
The kid’s name is Bud.
Tokyo Pots, the sequel to the TV drama Tokyo Dogs.
EDIT: They have a different heat signature.
On a kid’s pyjamas NOSE PICKER would make more sense.
Where’s the heads?
Doobie careful when choosing your child’s clothing.
Oh well, at least he’s off the bottle.
Mullumbimby Gold. (Inland from Byron Bay) Temperate climate, with a high rainfall, grows some of the best Marijuana this side of the Highlands in PNG. (Goroka Gold)
Regularly one hears on regional radio, (Lismore) That the police have discovered a crop, and are burning it.
GOD! How much can the poor police toke?
On the girl’s pyjamas it says NO PECKER.
For hippie children.
Dope? Nope.
Reminds me of that old saying: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you’re picking your friends nose, you need to cut back on the dope, maaan…or something like that.
He’s no harvester. In fact, he’s a half-aster.
@DNT 0618. It also might say as well.
VACANCY AVAILABLE apply within.
@Marum | 2:16 pm: On a kid’s pyjamas?? 😯 😯 😯
hey HEY! brownies are sold by the bag, you can’t replace them with brownies from another bag!
so no to picking
@DNT 1819. Hmm. That joke was in bad taste.
The only crop picked by volunteers.
Does it mean that a pearson is NOT using drugs or that they DO drugs of all sorts (and they are not picky with them)?