Watch your step!

That’s EXACTLY how I feel about fashion, yes.

Everything comes in brown.

So thats why everything looks crap

Some of my better ones are curled, but I wouldn’t call that fashion!

Chinese medicine is the only cure to Poo Fashion.

What is this year’s fashion? DUNGarees?

Man, ure looking sharp today!

Poo fashion and Chinese medicine. This must be where shiat-su started.

First thing they do is measure your waste size.

It’s not prêt-à-potty, then.

@Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am: What do they use, a tape worm?

Our suits are nice and soft.

Our favourite fabric is dunghim.

They just opened their turd shop.

Fashion is a fecal business.

The material is brown, with orange and yellow flecks.

You’ll be top of the dungheap, when urine our suits.

Most poopular items are Eau de Toilet: Channel No.2 and Diarrhoea shirts by Edgar Allan Poo

WARM WARNINGS: Because I do not have a tissue always ready in this restroom, please buy used one

Got any P-shirts?

Our jeans come with original French fly

I see. There is a Chinese Herbalist next door.

I hope he has a cure for EColi.

Uh oh! Perhaps it’s time to fire up and launch that bath tub again!

If you are in Malaysia, don’t buy food from the street vendors.

They will dippper water out of the stormwater drains. 800 yards up the road, someone will be crapping in those same stormwater drains.

Just ask any Australian RAAF guys based at Butterworth.

A street vendor who hailed from Malaysia,
Made food which would truky amaze yer,
He received health warnings all right,
But the food would still kill you on sight,
For he suffered from chronic dysphasia.

typo = truly

FYI: I was somwhat pleased to rhyme something with Malaysia.

I was nearly going to give up and use Penang, or some other town.

T-shirts with T-issues

– Excuse me, there are flies on my underwear!
– Try to crap your hands, Madam.

We never use sham poo to wash our wigs. Only real poo.

Comes in all shapes and sizes

@Marum 7:20am: The only word that rhymes with Malaysia is Malicious.

@Lora: That joke was used on an episode of “The Muppets”! Honest to God!

@Long Tom above.
Are you accusing our @Lora of that most heinous of crimes.
Watching the Muppets.
It just ain’t easy being green anymore.

@BFC .. I sense some personal experience there? I loved the name of President of Singapore nearby, Leak on you.

BTW. I would probably get the rattan stuck up my bum for that one.

So solly President Lee Kwan Yew. Hehehoho, gurgle.

Well, this already is widespread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter