Then it doesn’t fit…

If time merely passes by, you’re not doing it rough enough.

If you want time to pass by – go tp jail. That’s all that happens there.

If time just passes by during lovemaking, your wife may be dead, or hibernatinng.

Something for the buttock

It could be a whoopie cushion but we can’t say

If you can make time stand still, it would be hilarious!

That will teach you to have sex with Mama Bear, while Daddy Bear is entertaining Goldilocks.

The Japanese have got it wrong again.

My male part usually stands in the bedroom, and my Still stands in the shed.

I’ll need two seat cushions; I like time that goes half-fast.

@Dr Lex 0401. Also. If the lady is laughing, you are not doing it as rough as she wanted.

Well girls. If your bum looks big in this….It probably is.

If you get rough and laugh you may end up in stitches.

The cushion is stuffed with pine cones. How funny is that?

.On female perceptions

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The size of your male part when she first sees it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The size of your male part when she is in love with you.

>>>>
The size of your male part when you’ve had an acrimonious split.

I know what’s rough and won’t make you laugh.

It is out G Rope.
It is like a G String.

But it is Made out of 1.5″ hemp rope.

Solly 1.5″ hemp rope.

Yes, that’s right, time. Come on! Just move along, nothing to see here!

That’s better.

One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Rough? ROUGH?
Muwahahahaha!
I’LL show you ROUGH!

“Sam, I told you never to play that…”

Oh, it’s R and L again …

Let’s grope and I show you how deep the labbit hore goes

Lock’n’Roar!

I like time that takes its time, stops and asks me what’s the time

NOTE: Laugh separately

As opposed to time that DOESN’T pass by. This is called a time freeze, and you are definitely screwed if that happens.

Perfect cushion for some rough and tumble?

@algernon | 4:06 am: If it were a whoopie cushion the label would probably mention gas that just passes by. 😉

A rough is just a rough, a laugh is just a laugh, a sigh is just a sigh…
The fundamental Engrish applies, I like time that just passes by…

DnT 11:10:

That would be “Poof & Laugh”.

Oops misspell. I mean “Pough & Laugh”.

@Pete above. I see you’ve been wearing your Freudian Slip again.

@Marum 3:50:

Yes indeed.
I tend to put it on after I get up to hit the loo in the wee hours of the morning.)
(See what I did there?)

Since I tend to be only half conscious then and my better judgment hasn’t kicked in yet….

I like time that just passes by. When time stops and laughs at you for a while, it’s rough.

I prefer the time that smiles and waves hello.