Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

posted on 26 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

bathtub-launches

I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Be careful where the piston goes

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Ready for take off, here come the camels

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

The bathtub launches but the shower stalls.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

China’s space program is very weird.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The bathtub launches and the bathroom sinks.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Please use unleaded soap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The warnings may be warm but the water is cold!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sometimes the launch is scrubbed. The bathtub? We can hope.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Space Odydsey 2017!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In space, no-one can hear you scream “WTF!?’

coffeebot
7 years ago

I hate circus toilets.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

And please remember to wear your harness on the toilet / ejection seat.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

To cleanliness… and beyond!

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

In the infamous words of Henny Youngman:

“Launch my wife, PLEASE!”

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Warm warnings?
What the heck does that mean??
Is that akin to a bathtub offer I can’t refuse???

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Welcome aboard! And uh, sorry for all the broken glass. Someone stepped on a jar piston and they are rather fragile, you know.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

@Pete: usually it are warm prompts.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

And in the words of Cleveland Brown…
“Oh No!, Not again!”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you ignore the warm warnings, you get RED HONE WARNINGS!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

HONE? = HOT

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Dr Lex & Pete 0700. In the bathroom, it is the hot tips which are of concern. Do NOT bend over to pick up the soap.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Do not jar your inner piston.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Thhere is nothing worse than piston broke in China.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The steam piston, reminds me of the old rhyme about a bloke who built a mahine, to satisfy his insatiable wfe.

There was a line drawing of a steam driven Heath Robertson device, descibed as:
‘Twas powered ny a belt-driven-wheel,
Powering a prick of tempered steel.

It was imaged in a cloud of steam, sitting there going; chuffa chuffa chuffa.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: No cool warnings

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy! I see that piston!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

I’m going into space with nothing but my purple helmet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Jacuzzi is due for re-entry in 20 minutes.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

I’ve heard of hot flashes.
But not hot flushes.

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

“See that bathtub, Junior? You can pretend that it is a spaceship and you are an astronaut!”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

I hate warm weather, warm water, warm everything.
Just serve the warnings cool, please!

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Seems like they may have to scrub the mission.

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
7 years ago

So that’s how the hot tub time machine is operated . . . that jar inner piston.

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