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The forest will be pleased
What to do with all these leaves and grass
Jesus swept.
Keep on Cleaning
Don’t stop Cleaning
You’re gonna be a treer one day
You’re gonna make a lot of people happy
when they come to see you clean.
by Helen Ready
We want nice clean dirt around here.
But, I always heard that nature abhors a vacuum.
@Ben 0435.
My cat abhors the vacuum.
Do not abandon your lovers in the forest. Take them home, and dispose of them like any normal cereal-killer.
You’ve bin doing OK, but I refuse to think you can’t do more.
The plants need watering too.
Calling all muckrakers….
Extra dirt will be provided when necessary
CAUTION: After cleaning, put the trees and animals back where they belong.
… because there is no rug to sweep the dirt under.
Dirty world, a dirty world, it’s a ***king dirty world.
-Traveling Wilburys.
– Have you bin cleaning, Madam?
– N-no, Officer … I mean yes … Well, just a litter … A lot … A parking lot!
– I see. Step out of the park and take a keepcleanalyzer test, please.
Do not uproot the trees, or you will root-up the forest.
No one leaves until they brush.
You got a long way to go before you get to godliness boy.
Please Maid in China
I will, after I water myself.
– Keep clean, Ning
Keep Calm
..and
Clean On
Signed, OCD park manager
I remember a joke from long ago where some travelers pass an establishment with a sign saying “CLEAN RESTROOMS”, so they stopped and did.
In this case, is not a joke.
@Long Tom above.
Why do Service stations (Garages) lock their toilets?
Are they afraid that someone will sneak in, and clean them.
It is a Chinese “Pump and Go”.
It doesnt sell petrol though.
It is Jiyuan 妓院
Jiyuan = Brothel
Just don’t bump your head on the sign when picking up a dirt.
Ok, no problem. Just keep paying me.