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You can’t get the wood, you know.
(Goon Show)
Dunno about a “beard”, but most ladies have a map of Tasmania.
The wood beard fillet. The swimming beard knows it.
Well, the dish does have the vague shape of a beard.
And: If Woody Woodpecker would peck wood, how much wood would Woody Woodpecker peck?
Does a beard fillet in the woods?
@Long Tom 0406. After a chunder?
It isn’t really a beard, it’s just fir.
– And how would you like your beard, Madam?
The chef has a board look on his face.
Tree this is good, does it come with chips
– Waiter! I said beer, not beard!
Can you recommend a good shiraz to go with that
Bristlecone pine?
What no potatoes
@72rd 0417. Well filled.
– Waiter! There’s a nail in my beard!
– Would you like a hammer sandwich with that, Sir?
@ Marum | 4:43 am: Let’s fillet with Panda Beer!
Not solid wood, just some shavings.
Marum @4:05am Where is the Tasmanian Devil?
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…
Fillet’s kind of small. I’d rather have a chop.
Uh oh, I think I hear Ents outside….
Just don’t let it sideburn…
It smells a little goaty….
@Classic Steve | 8:08 am: White ents?
@Marum | 4:05 am: … except in Brazil, where the ladies have GPS – Glossy Pudendum Skin.
@Droll not Troll: Ents with birch bark?
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…”
Meaning “Nobody seems to wax their Mappa Tazzie here” in China…
@Pete. You could try pulling them out – one at a time – wif your teef. 😉
BTW. I would recommend that you tie the lady up first – though.
OH! In a sound-proof room also.
and wear hearing protection. 👿
@Marum:
Uhhh, yeah mate.
Those all sound like wise suggestions!
Except maybe one…the one that’d require a year’s supply of dental floss!
You are clearly kinder and gentler than me.
Sound proof room? Quite thoughtful, that.
I’d have simply done something cruel and harsh like stuffing a tennis ball in her mouth and gagged her. Must be my Russian half talking.
(JUST joking crudely, ladies…I’d NEVER actually do that.)
Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia….
I’m going to trim a little for take-home
The beard would fill it, wooden tit?