@Marum | 4:05 am: … except in Brazil, where the ladies have GPS – Glossy Pudendum Skin.
EffEff
7 years ago
@Droll not Troll: Ents with birch bark?
Pete
7 years ago
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…”
Meaning “Nobody seems to wax their Mappa Tazzie here” in China…
Marum
7 years ago
@Pete. You could try pulling them out – one at a time – wif your teef. 😉
Marum
7 years ago
BTW. I would recommend that you tie the lady up first – though.
Marum
7 years ago
OH! In a sound-proof room also.
Marum
7 years ago
and wear hearing protection. 👿
Pete
7 years ago
@Marum:
Uhhh, yeah mate.
Those all sound like wise suggestions!
Except maybe one…the one that’d require a year’s supply of dental floss!
You are clearly kinder and gentler than me.
Sound proof room? Quite thoughtful, that.
I’d have simply done something cruel and harsh like stuffing a tennis ball in her mouth and gagged her. Must be my Russian half talking.
(JUST joking crudely, ladies…I’d NEVER actually do that.)
You can’t get the wood, you know.
(Goon Show)
Dunno about a “beard”, but most ladies have a map of Tasmania.
The wood beard fillet. The swimming beard knows it.
Well, the dish does have the vague shape of a beard.
And: If Woody Woodpecker would peck wood, how much wood would Woody Woodpecker peck?
Does a beard fillet in the woods?
@Long Tom 0406. After a chunder?
It isn’t really a beard, it’s just fir.
– And how would you like your beard, Madam?
The chef has a board look on his face.
Tree this is good, does it come with chips
– Waiter! I said beer, not beard!
Can you recommend a good shiraz to go with that
Bristlecone pine?
What no potatoes
@72rd 0417. Well filled.
– Waiter! There’s a nail in my beard!
– Would you like a hammer sandwich with that, Sir?
@ Marum | 4:43 am: Let’s fillet with Panda Beer!
Not solid wood, just some shavings.
Marum @4:05am Where is the Tasmanian Devil?
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…
Fillet’s kind of small. I’d rather have a chop.
Uh oh, I think I hear Ents outside….
Just don’t let it sideburn…
It smells a little goaty….
@Classic Steve | 8:08 am: White ents?
@Marum | 4:05 am: … except in Brazil, where the ladies have GPS – Glossy Pudendum Skin.
@Droll not Troll: Ents with birch bark?
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Brazil anymore…”
Meaning “Nobody seems to wax their Mappa Tazzie here” in China…
@Pete. You could try pulling them out – one at a time – wif your teef. 😉
BTW. I would recommend that you tie the lady up first – though.
OH! In a sound-proof room also.
and wear hearing protection. 👿
@Marum:
Uhhh, yeah mate.
Those all sound like wise suggestions!
Except maybe one…the one that’d require a year’s supply of dental floss!
You are clearly kinder and gentler than me.
Sound proof room? Quite thoughtful, that.
I’d have simply done something cruel and harsh like stuffing a tennis ball in her mouth and gagged her. Must be my Russian half talking.
(JUST joking crudely, ladies…I’d NEVER actually do that.)
Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia….
I’m going to trim a little for take-home
The beard would fill it, wooden tit?