Noble Collections

I’d be careful what you’re filling.

Felling dolls well what will they think of next.

Thi∫ font really ∫ucks!

Romantic? This is typical indecipherable Gothic.

I prefer Times New Romantic

Written in Ye Olde Engrish.

Yore going to love this doll.

Thif if difficult to underftand.

I’bet I can give it a punctureo hands too.

I’ll bet I can give it a puncture.

No hands too.

Just make love and famile

Thousand and One Night Collection by ISIS.

– Mommy! I want different from another doll!
– All right, let’s collect and keep return.

Engrish jibberish written in Fraktur with the long ‘s’ character used inappropriately. The Chinese have a strange idea of romantic.

Out with the old and in with the new & run-on!

Ok OK! I’ll share the magic powder with Grace

The only “magic power” it has is to make your money disappear.

Caption if made at heresy!

Her coat of arms has a bend sinister and a demand hesitant.

Fuffering focrateff, it’f too hard to read without any s wordf.

Funny, she doesn’t look like a goth doll.

♪ ♫ Mo∫t the magic power
Lived by the ∫ea.. ♪ ♫

The novel feeling of the different from another doll?
That must be the Realistic Openings Bruce doll from Alibaba.

According to the dipstick you’re about a quart low on the Romantic.

, ℑ !

♪ ♫ Oh what a feeling….. Romantic! ♪ ♫

Oh what a filling … all that nitrous oxide!

What if I told you…
If you could if

Wow, a twofer — bad English in a hard-to-decipher font. Someone was really trying to beat out Bob Dylan for the Nobel Prize.

@Wil . Dylan’s songs are great….As long as he doesn’t sing them.

Modern combine? What do dolls have to do with farm equipment?