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Either way they’re going to get booed.
and Pubic Lestlooms for regular customers.
NOTE: Private restrooms may enter without customers
All deer costumers must wait until they Marry Christmax
I’m dressed as a man who has to pee.
OK! If I’m in drag, which one should I use?
That Pedobear costume had to come in handy eventually.
Oft frequented by that French bloke – Pee Air.
Oh, they mean noh public restrooms.
Goldiocks and the three bears, went in there together.
Mzry’s little lamb was so shocked at what it saw, its wool fell out.
And the Big Bad wolf huffed and puffed, and blew everyone in sight.
When mimes use restrooms, do they need to flush for real?
@Marum | 4:34 am: Mama bear and Papa bear went in fist, and Goldilocks followed with a little bear behind.
I’ll wear a dress then
Whi are the costumers
edit- fist= first.
A bathroom just for cosplay?
Sounds kinda fishy…
No shirt, no shoes, no problem!
@coffeebot 0425. It fits well. I never knew you were bald.
We say witch people can use the restroom.
“Can you give me a description of the robber?”
“No, he was wearing a costume.”
Smashing pumpkins and floating lanterns are welcome and will be fine
I see the “Furries” convention is in town.
If you’re dressed as a cat, you must use the litterbox.
NO 1 or NO 2?
This bloke goes to a fancy dress ball naked, painted green, wearing an eye mask, and holding a sword.
Security guard: “You can’t come in here!
Bloke: “Yes I can. I’m dressed as a Mutant Ninja Turtle.”
Guard: “Oh, well, I guess I can allow you in then. But what is with the naked lady, painted brown, on your back?”
Bloke: “That’s Michelle.”
Costumers are people who *design* costumes, so to get in the bathroom you have to, I dunno, carry some scissors? A roll of measuring tape?
Good thing I came in as Mr Pee Nut.
Are trans considered costumers?
Don’t worry, this casual clothing IS my costume, i’m dressed as a 30-something tech worker
Ok I am in neat costumes . . . can I take a leaK?
This is why I’m cosplaying as the Ty-D-Bol man.