Gonna have to cut this call short…

We9 cut you in half

This telephone has a mind of its own

Call directly from your quarters.

Must be that iSevere phone

BTW, free calls for War Amps.

We sever you whoreheartedly or else the telephone explodes again

– Sam Sung Wong

Not sure I want that kind of operator.

These directions have me stumped.

Cardiac surgery by phone – the latest technique!

Meh, I’ve had a phone call cut off before.

The telephone exchange is made of knife switches.

It’s less painful if I just use my smarts phone.

I hope they don’t cut me short on my severance-pay.

@DnT 0422, Welly good.

We don’t care.
We don’t have to.
We’re The Phone Company.

(apologies to Lily Tomlin)

We don’t do it all at once. First we sell your various organs bit by bit.

I didn’t know you could still make a trunk call.

This hotel is trying to get a leg up on the competition.

When they said they were going to “cut me off” because I didn’t pay my phone bill, I wasn’t expecting to need a transfusion.

MUSTAPHA!

YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA NOW!

Stop diving for cover, every time my Mobile Phone rings.

Whole heartedly? Must be Aztecs.

Sorry, you are disconnected.

Lots of funny comments-you guys are a bunch of cut ups!

Good. Far too many services sever half-heartedly.

Originally written in western Xinjiang (aka East Turkestan).

Hassan Chop !!!!!!

@engrishmaster: Severed server, huh?

@peter | 4:40 am: Sever your ringy-dingy?

I admire your enthusiasm, even if it is a little misplaced.

Yikes . . . now that is some severe service