We have a very narrow target demographic…

Well why not

Beware the swordfish

I want to combine my swordfish with a squirrel. Do I have enough sence of mismatch?

– Cool people?
– With the sence of Mismatch?
– Who can enjoy mixed taste?
– And stylish joke?

We wish those people to select our ENGRISH!

When Miss Matches those cool Miss Steaks

If your lack of style goes far enough to wear a swordfish carcass, this is the store for you.

JAMA latest study: Swordfish is the cause of mismatch and confusion among Engrish speaking people.

Those people who say ‘Ni!’

Cutting-edge marketing.

My hovercraft is full of swordfish. Cool enough for you?

@Seventy2rd: cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a swordfish might have a small chance of being feasible. Which shows that you have a sence of mismatch by linking it to the Knights Who Say Ni.

Selecting swordfish? I’ll take a stab at it.

SWORDFISH. Mixing tastes sence 1985.

To select our Swordfish online, clique here.

…”and stylish joke…”

I guess that rules out slapstick comedy fans

I picked unmatched socks this morning. Do I qualify?

@ DrLex | 4:30 am | Mismatch is the point! It’s, like, a fish- … , um, fashion Engrish statement! 😉

PS: @ DrLex | 4:30 am | : OK, I wish those people to select our … HERRING!

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am: We wish those people to select our SHRUBBERY!

Swordfish?! Let’s not get too carried away here.

A bag like this proves that there is no bag limit for swordfish!

@ Droll not Troll | 6:34 am: Another mismatch: We wish those people – the knights perhaps? – to select sword (not the fish) to cut the tree. But then they want us to cut the tree with the fish! And what do they need the shrubberry for, really? Because they’re cool!

(please leave caption for the Swordfish photo; all stylish joke, mismatch, etc. will be selected. Let’s Smile Milk!)

Mary?…Sturgeon?…Haddock?…Hey, what’s-a matter, you no understand Engrish? You can’t come in here unless you say, “Swordfish.” Now I’ll give you one more guess.

Circa 1500’s: Codpiece
Circa 2000’s: Swordfish

Well if that ain’t progress, I dunno what is!

I’d like to buy a license for me swordfish.

Kind of a windbag but it eventually gets to the point.

But anyone may select our orange roughy!

The conceited A-holes deserve it.

I’m on a Sawfish diet.

Saw fish ate fish.

Wordfish – I get point! (Stylish joke)

Uncool people who cant take a joke, you’re not welcome here.